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• JESUS and Satan were on a fight who was better in computer. They sat down at the keyboard and typed away. They did every known job, reports, emails, attachments, downloads, uploads, chats. But before the time was up, lightning came, thunder clapped, rain poured and electricity went off. Satan screamed every known curse in the underworld. When the electricity was back Satan had lost everything he'd done but beside him, JESUS quietly started printing all his files. Satan shouted, "You cheated!" But JESUS just shrugged, coz He does what Satan doesn't; HE SAVES! :-)
  

• Pag may mahal ka, makuntento ka sa kanya, wag mo paiiyakin, wag mo ipagpapalit. Lalo na kung mahal ka din niya, dahil pag nasaktan xa....Baka aglabuz-labuz jay kalsada... kababain!

• In friendship you have to expect absence at some point. But all you have to do is close your eyes & feel each others' presence because a true friend is always with you.. by HEART.

• A strong bonding doesn't need conservations doesn't always need togetherness. But as long as love lives in the heart, true FRIENDSHIP never ends! (",)

• GOD gives us a loving Spirit so we can be a true person; not just gifted without mind that can UNDERSTAND bu with a HEART that truly CARES! God bless ;-)

• 70 million r having sex right now... 39 million are planning to have sex... 30 million are dreaming of it...Biro mo sa dami nun, ikaw, nakatunganga lang! hehe

• JESUS is always by our side to catch us if we fall, to encourage our dreams, inspire our happiness, hold our hand, and help us through it all. GODBLESS c",)

• It is a scientific fact that 1 out of 3 people is ugly... Tumingin ka sa kanan at sa kaliwa... If they are good looking... Naku!! Youre in a big trouble!!!
  

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